Questions?

Who...am I?

Jonathan Lai Tienchi

What...am I?

A human being made in the image of God

When...am I?

Two deca and one click in the Vectra Igo Igo of the 86th year in the 20th century

Where...am I?

A humble little unremarkable planet...Earth

Why...am I?

Has yet to figure this out...

How...am I?

Not good.